Just received this email:
Hey my name is Controvercy and im an Underground Rap star and wanted to no if you will take a lision to my stuff. im on reverbnation and have been wrighting music for over 11 years now and i feel its time to Go Big into the music bizz. im looking for a Record deal and to hitt main stream. i have high goles and wanna no if you might be able to give me that one shot to Grateness. hitt me back and let me no if you can help me. thank you.
I’ll just pull out my 21st century American to English dictionary…
Good day sir.
My name is Controversy. I am an underground rap artist.
I would like to know if you would have a listen to my music that can be found on Reverb Nation (link goes here).
I have been writing music for over eleven years and I feel it is time to ascend in the music industry. I am looking for a record contract and mainstream exposure.
(indecipherable gibberish omitted)
I would greatly appreciate any help you can provide.
Not great, still uninteresting but much better I think.
THe claims to have been writing music for eleven years, which means he must be at least twelve years old, and there is no excuse for his spelling and grammar if he is older than that.