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		<title>Check this out &#8211; Cymbal at 1,000 fps</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/06/check-this-out-cymbal-at-1000-fps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 02:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So cool via @SoundHow]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So cool<br />
via @SoundHow<br />
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		<title>Lasers reveal how guitars create music</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/05/lasers-reveal-how-guitars-create-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 06:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I found this post on io9 pretty interesting, I think you will too: Lasers Reveal exactly how guitars create music. Click through to the original BBC News article for more info and photos. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this post on io9 pretty interesting, I think you will too: <a title="Lasers reveal exactly how guitars create music" href="http://io9.com/5806579/lasers-reveal-exactly-how-guitars-create-music">Lasers Reveal exactly how guitars create music</a>. Click through to the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13573631">original BBC News article</a> for more info and photos.</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the difference? (sample rate/bit depth test)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 00:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Test yourself. Create a new session in your DAW at 96kHz/24 bit. Import this file. DOWNLOAD THIS The bit depth and sample rate change with each sample. Can you hear the difference? The source is a an original piece of music played by an orchestra (in a fairly bad room) captured with Neumann mics into [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Test yourself. Create a new session in your DAW at 96kHz/24 bit. Import this file.</p>
<p><a title="download this" href="http://audiogeekzine.com/wp-content/uploads/compare.rar">DOWNLOAD THIS</a></p>
<p>The bit depth and sample rate change with each sample. Can you hear the difference?</p>
<p>The source is a an original piece of music played by an orchestra (in a fairly bad room) captured with Neumann mics into Nagra 6 HD recorder at 96/24. Edit/mix/master by me.</p>
<p>4 versions were rendered from the mastering session with highest quality resampling mode and Ozone 4 MBIT+ dither.</p>
<p><strong>turn your computer upside down for the answers<br />
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<p>ʇıq 9Ɩ zHʞ96 (Ɛ</p>
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		<title>&#8220;I don&#8217;t make music to impress engineers.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/04/i-dont-make-music-to-impress-engineers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 03:53:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The other day I saw a post from Brandon Drury where he was responding to criticism of the source material for his analog summing shootout. No one likes to see complaints about the things we&#8217;ve devoted our lives to. One thing he said was &#8220;I don&#8217;t make music to impress engineers.&#8221; and I thought that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other day I saw a post from Brandon Drury where he was responding to criticism of the source material for his analog summing shootout.</p>
<p>No one likes to see complaints about the things we&#8217;ve devoted our lives to.</p>
<p>One thing he said was &#8220;<strong>I don&#8217;t make music to impress engineers.</strong>&#8221; and I thought that was awesome it made me think. At a certain point in our careers, we know that we do good work. And at a certain point we have to trust ourselves and really not worry about what anyone (other than the clients of course!) thinks about our recordings, mixes, songs etc.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t try to impress anyone except yourself (and your clients). If you know you did your best job, there&#8217;s no reason to second guess yourself. I don&#8217;t mean you should be arrogant, just confident in your abilities and the work you do.</p>
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		<title>Manifold Recording&#8217;s amazing studio construction diary</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/03/manifold-recordings-amazing-studio-construction-diary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 15:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week someone on Twitter linked to the construction diary of Manifold Recording studio. Looks like an amazing place, I can&#8217;t imagine the cost. There are a ton of photos and written content to check out. A few random photos from the blog are below. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week someone on Twitter linked to the<a title="Manifold Recording " href="http://blog.miraverse.com/"> construction diary of Manifold Recording studio</a>. Looks like an amazing place, I can&#8217;t imagine the cost. There are a ton of photos and written content to check out.</p>
<p>A few random photos from the blog are below.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>AGZ Rewind &#8211; February 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 06:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you missed something, here&#8217;s what happened in February 2011 02/28/11: 5 Tips for a Great Acoustic Guitar Recording 02/27/11: The Sound Of A Defective Duet 02/25/11: Ear Training 02/23/11: Audio Metering Introduction 02/20/11: Strapping Young Lad in the studio recording Alien 02/15/11: How not to promote your studio on Craigslist 02/08/11: Maybeshewill Recording [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In case you missed something, here&#8217;s what happened in February 2011</p>
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<li>02/28/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/5-tips-for-a-great-acoustic-guitar-recording/">5 Tips for a Great Acoustic Guitar Recording</a></li>
<li>02/27/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/the-sound-of-a-defective-duet/">The Sound Of A Defective Duet</a></li>
<li>02/25/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/ear-training/">Ear Training</a></li>
<li>02/23/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/audio-metering-introduction/">Audio Metering Introduction</a></li>
<li>02/20/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/strapping-young-lad-in-the-studio-recording-alien/">Strapping Young Lad in the studio recording Alien</a></li>
<li>02/15/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/how-not-to-promote-your-studio-on-craigslist/">How not to promote your studio on Craigslist</a></li>
<li>02/08/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/maybeshewill-recording-video/">Maybeshewill Recording Video</a></li>
<li>02/02/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/the-history-of-echo-echo-chambers-chambers/">The History of Echo (Echo) Chambers (Chambers)</a></li>
<li>02/01/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/agz-rewind-january-2011/">AGZ Rewind – January 2011</a></li>
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		<title>Audio Metering Introduction</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/audio-metering-introduction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while ago James commented on the podcast and asked for a segment explaining some of the metering tools we have available in DAWs. If you follow the podcast you may have already heard this info. Before we get into the DAW let&#8217;s briefly go over the way analog equipment is calibrated. VU Mic preamps, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A while ago James commented on the podcast and asked for a segment explaining some of the metering tools we have available in DAWs. If you <a title="The Home Recording Show" href="http://homerecordingshow.com" target="_blank">follow the podcast</a> you may have already heard this info.</p>
<p>Before we get into the DAW let&#8217;s briefly go over the way analog equipment is calibrated.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>VU</strong></span></p>
<p>Mic preamps, converters, hardware effect processors are all designed to work optimally at 0 VU. They can usually handle more than that before distorting, but 0 VU is where the signal to noise is best. VU stands for Volume Unit and is the oldest analog metering system. VU meters are relatively slow moving with at 300ms response time. This slow response of a VU meter better represents an averaged volume level close to how our hears work. 0VU is equal to +4dBu or professional line level.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>dBu</strong></span></p>
<p><strong> </strong>The dBu scale measures the analog voltage level in our equipment with 0dBu calibrated to about 0.775 Volts. The u in dBu stands for &#8216;unloaded&#8217;  which means that the voltage is measured with a zero resistance load. Again, 0VU or +4dBu is the ideal constant voltage of all your analog components in the recording and monitoring chain.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an example chain &#8211; microphone, mic preamp, compressor, audio interface line input, Analog to digital converter, recording software.</p>
<p>The microphone signal gets boosted up to line level by the preamp. Line level goes into and out of the compressor into the audio interface. The analog to digital converter assigns bits representing the voltage coming in and sends the data to your DAW.</p>
<p><strong>Digital Meters</strong></p>
<p>Once it&#8217;s in your DAW the level you see will not be 0 on your track meters, it will actually be closer to -18dBfs depending on the calibration. This may seem like a really low level but this is actually the optimal level that all the analog components that come before it.<br />
Once you build up your song with several other tracks, you&#8217;ll be happy you have that extra headroom and lower noisefloor.</p>
<h2 style="text-align: center;">0VU = +4dBu = -18dBFS</h2>
<p style="text-align: center;">This is the only thing you need to remember</p>
<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">dBFS</span><br />
</strong></p>
<p>The dBFS meters show Decibels relative to full scale. Instantaneous digital levels below the 0dBFS absolute peak. When 3 consecutive samples pass 0 the clip light will come on.</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>dB RMS</strong></span></p>
<p>Now what&#8217;s left is RMS metering. Some DAWs have this in addition to Peak metering on the master. Similar to how VU meters work, RMS meters show an average level. The RMS value relates to how loud a sound is perceived.<br />
These days all music is mastered to peak just below 0dBFS, the unwritten standard is -0.3, but the song with the higher RMS level will appear to be louder.<br />
There isn&#8217;t a widespread calibration standard for RMS metering so you&#8217;ll have to compare values from a few references to what you&#8217;re working on.</p>
<p>I recommend everyone get the free <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2009/05/tt-dynamic-range-meter/">TT Dynamics Range meter</a>. This is an extra large Peak and RMS meter in all plugin formats. I put this meter on my master right away and keep it open so I can always keep an eye on levels as I build the mix.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re interested in this stuff, <a title="http://www.independentrecording.net/irn/resources/metergain/index.htm" href="http://www.independentrecording.net/irn/resources/metergain/index.htm">dig into this site</a> for much more detail.</p>
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		<title>AGZ Rewind &#8211; January 2011</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/02/agz-rewind-january-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 08:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you missed something, here&#8217;s what we posted in January. 01/28/11: Drugstore Fanatics Recording “What’s Born In The Basement” 01/27/11: Reminder: PT Tuts 40% off discount ends soon 01/20/11: Winter NAMM 2011 – Highlights and comments 01/13/11: Winter NAMM 2011 – Announcements 01/13/11: Waves Eddie Kramer Signature Collection Signal Chain Diagrams 01/12/11: How I’ve [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In case you missed something, here&#8217;s what we posted in January.</p>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/28/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/drugstore-fanatics-recording-whats-born-in-the-basement/">Drugstore Fanatics Recording “What’s Born In The Basement”</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/27/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/reminder-pt-tuts-40-off-discount-ends-soon/">Reminder: PT Tuts 40% off discount ends soon</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/20/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/winter-namm-2011-highlights-and-comments/">Winter NAMM 2011 – Highlights and comments</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/13/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/winter-namm-2011-announcements/">Winter NAMM 2011 – Announcements</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/13/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/waves-eddie-kramer-signature-collection-signal-chain-diagrams/">Waves Eddie Kramer Signature Collection Signal Chain Diagrams</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/12/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/how-ive-grown-as-a-mixer-in-8-months/">How I’ve grown as a mixer in 8 months</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/07/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/want-something-to-mix-mix-this-8/">Want something to mix? Mix This! # 8</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/06/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/pt-tuts-exclusive-deal-for-agz-readers/">PT Tuts Exclusive deal for AGZ readers</a></li>
<li style="padding-left: 30px;">01/03/11: <a href="http://audiogeekzine.com/2011/01/agz-our-best-of-2010/">AGZ Rewind – Our Best of 2010</a></li>
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		<title>Where all the ORCHESTRAZ at???</title>
		<link>http://audiogeekzine.com/2010/08/where-all-the-orchestraz-at/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 05:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I can conduct the sh*t out of you!!!” Found this incredibly funny Craigslist ad today, I can’t tell if it’s serious or not but I found it really funny. Reposting it here before it’s deleted. (click to embiggen) via@Chris_Randall http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/muc/1894646334.html What is up Dallas I am a classical orchestra conducter looking to conduct a GIGGING [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“I can conduct the sh*t out of you!!!”</p>
<p>Found this incredibly funny Craigslist ad today, I can’t tell if it’s serious or not but I found it really funny. Reposting it here before it’s deleted. (click to embiggen)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/wp-content/uploads/Orchestraz.jpg"  rel="lightbox[roadtrip]"><img class="size-full wp-image-2153 aligncenter" style="border: 0pt none; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;" title="Orchestraz" src="/wp-content/uploads/Orchestraz.jpg" alt="" width="502" height="252" /></a></p>
<p>via@Chris_Randall http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/muc/1894646334.html</p>
<p>What is up Dallas I am a classical orchestra conducter looking to conduct a GIGGING orchestra. No startups, I don’t care how rehearsed you are. Not looking to make it big, been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, just looking for a well trained professional orchestra that wants to jam on the weekends maybe play a few open mics or operas once in a while. NO ORIGINALS, just looking for covers. You know, Brahams, Mozart, Beethoven, maybe a little Rachmaninov for kicks. I can conduct the sh*t out of those! I have been conducting since I was 12. I have conducted the London Symphony Orchestra, the New York Philharmonic, The Philidelphia Opera Company, to name a few. Like I said, not looking to make it big again, but still want to work with PRO players with PRO attitudes. I have connections with the Myerson, and can get us booked there no problem. I have pro attitude and pro gear and pro transportation. My gear includes:</p>
<p>Newland Custom “Silhouette” Conductor’s Baton<br />
Mollard Lanico 12″ Baton<br />
Mollard Lanico 14″ GOLD series Baton<br />
Manhasset M48 Symphony Music Stand (with podium light mod)<br />
Perry Ellis Italian wool Tuxedo- regular Dinner Jacket or TAILS!<br />
Patent Leather Shoes</p>
<p>YOU- Must have pro gear, tuxedos, shoes, 420 friendly, Hit me up and send me a sample of your orchestra-ing. I don’t care if it’s just a crappy demo your orchestra recorded in the garage. I’ll know if it’s good or not, and I’ll know if I can conduct the sh*t out of you!!!!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Steven Slate Drums Multi-channel Pro Tools Template</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a few days left to grab Steven Slate Drums EX for $20 from AudioMIDI.com. Steven Slate Drums is powered by Kontakt. It comes with version 3.5 but the newest (still free) is Kontakt Player 4. Personally, I found the it extremely difficult to figure out the Multi-channel output for Kontakt, it was the first [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a few days left to grab <a title="http://audiomidi.com/Steven-Slate-Drums-EX-Edition-No-Brainer-Deal-P13601.aspx" href="http://audiomidi.com/Steven-Slate-Drums-EX-Edition-No-Brainer-Deal-P13601.aspx" target="_blank">Steven Slate Drums EX for $20 from AudioMIDI.com</a>. Steven Slate Drums is powered by Kontakt. It comes with version 3.5 but the newest (still free) is <a title="Kontakt Player 4" href="http://www.native-instruments.com/#/en/products/producer/kontakt-player/" target="_blank">Kontakt Player 4</a>. Personally, I found the it extremely difficult to figure out the Multi-channel output for Kontakt, it was the first time in a long time I&#8217;ve had to read a manual for a plugin.</p>
<p>To save you some of the same headache, here is a Pro Tools Template I&#8217;ve set up using Kontakt 4 player. Use the import Session Data command to bring the tracks into your session.</p>
<h3>*IMPORTANT* &#8211; Whenever you load a new Multi-patch in Kontakt you need to click the &#8220;reset out map&#8221; button. See image below.</h3>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="/wp-content/uploads/kontakt_slate.png"  rel="lightbox[roadtrip]"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1855" style="border: 0pt none;" title="kontakt_slate" src="/wp-content/uploads/kontakt_slate.png" alt="kontakt_slate" width="400" /></a></p>
<h1 style="text-align: center;">Download the template here: <a title="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1053122/slate%20multichannel%20out.ptt" href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1053122/slate%20multichannel%20out.ptt" target="_blank">DOWNLOAD</a></h1>
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